- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

<=3 penis

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

You idiot.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

sweating like antoni with a girl

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

I told you it would happen

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