Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

this is not a joke. jks

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q. who's george porchy?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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