Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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