There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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what happens every day? People die

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Yo mama's fat.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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