- Anti Joke

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Homosexuals are gay.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Come in!!!

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Grammer is very important

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym