Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Rick santorum

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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