- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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