So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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