- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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