maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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