- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

womens rights

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Straight men can be bronies.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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