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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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