- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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