why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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