Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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