How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Who has downs this joke

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What's up? A direction...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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