What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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