Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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