what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The penn state football administration

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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poop

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Anti Joke

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