Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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I dislike old people.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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