- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Chaney is a dumb b****

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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