I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Nickelback.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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69

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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The Economy

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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jack shine has boobs

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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