roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Unflushed Shit...

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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