- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Lets make like trees and stand still

Frown is a four letter word.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

NEVER

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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