Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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