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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Mexicans working in an office

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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