I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Women's Golf

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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