- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Tim's gay.

penis that is all

Herman Cain

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

your momma's an antijoke

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.