If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Knock knock *open*

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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