- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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