Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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^ That's not even funny ^

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DEATH.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Racial Equality

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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