- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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