What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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no rasist joks

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Ham sandwich

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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ur gey

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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