- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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