what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

what do you call your mom? mom

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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