- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Patriarchy.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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