- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How old are you? 7

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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