What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Canadians

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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