Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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