- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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