What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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