- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I like school Said no one ever.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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