What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

men's rights activists

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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