- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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