- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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