- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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