- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Rebecca Black

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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