in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Ben Affleck

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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