- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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