Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Terry has ebola

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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men's rights activists

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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